Member: Joe McClean, aka Selma
By Bob PrestonLast Update:- Friday, May 27th 2007

SelmaJoe is a very successful business man with the money to retire in 3 years. He is a shite golfer, for a man. He is however, the reigning Ladies Champion of the DON Club. He refuses to accept the trophy anymore, when all he has to do is stay for three days and would score enough.

Having a brother named "Ned Flanders" has led to his nickname, Selma, sister of Marge Simpson, you know the "Ugly One"

Joe did sponser the Don Club Tee Shirts in 2000 and 2001 and is reputed to have got a winners one for himself each time.

He is going for lessons, we are sure there will be a huge improvement, after all there is already a good golfer in the family.